Welcome to this oddity of a website.

There's not much to do here, but hopefully that isn't too much of a let-down. Not to mention that will be bound to change as I work through the kinks of this dumpster-fire.

Until then, please feel free to check out any of the links to your left. Spoiler alert, it's all in relation to me, except for the fish. I do wish that I was a fish, however.